Been down so long you think the gutter is the sky? Afraid of tempting the fates by asking, "How can it get worse?" It’s exhausting picking yourself up again and again. So relax. Here’s help:
scented with optimism

To activate: squeeze a generous dollop into warm, running water or lather directly onto skin. Step into the water a melancholy figure and out of the steam a new person with the power to affect change and overcome adversity. Keep your ID handy, as you wonít be able to recognize yourself in the mirror. For an instantaneously positive outlook, weíve infused this formula with optimism-promoting bergamot.
It’s not magic; it just works.